Vicky Pollard stealing pick and mix is hilarious. It just is. But stealing a till is better as is her insistence of not ever not even doing nuffink. I have met a real Vicky-style shoplifter many times recently and this scene reminded me of the time I caught her with a pile of DVDs in her arms, standing by a pile of ripped-off security tags saying "What? I ain't done nuffink!" The thieving bitch was rather deluded as to her innocence, perhaps she had watched too much Little Britain, if such a limit can be reached.

I want my computer to not say no so much as it has recently. I haven't tried talking to it like Sandra in said sketch but will give it a go. So far this is my favourite new character and on paper appears to not be remotely humorous. But she is, especially in later episodes when her stare, cough and spit routine is enhanced to include slurping on a drink. Mad but good!