Oooh where do I start? This lovely porcelain hummingbird figurine I got from a boot sale? Fits in so well with my décor at home. Gorgeous mantelpiece, gorgeous things all over it! Phwoooar! And I got this leopard skin seat cover for the car off the internet, just seeing that pattern makes me all flustered, it’s proper gorge, you know? And actually sitting on it? Say no more! And then there’s the men! Let’s think, who should I say? Footballer Freddie Ljungberg, he’s a one. Swedish man I believe, those Swedes are a lovely race, all blond haired and blue eyed, way-hey! Gorgeous! Ooh and Ewan McGregor! I don’t usually go for the Scottish accent cos of Sean Connery and all those bad impressions but in his case I’d love to see what’s under that kilt! Not that we haven’t already, eh? A right big nosh! And that Andy Roddick the tennis player, cor I’d like to play with those balls make no mistake. What a hunk! Rufus Wainwright, he’s another one. I hear his voice and I think I’m gonna melt! They say he’s one of them but I say a gorgeous man is a gorgeous man! Woo-hooo!