The Prime Minister is the loveliest most nice Prime Minister we have ever had. He is about 1000 times nicer than that horrible woman we used to have (witch!) and much better than that other man who I have forgotten anyway. He is going to be Prime Minister forever and I will look after him. Here are some of my favourite pictures of him for you to enjoy too! He's brilliant, isn't he?

When the opinion polls said we were 'Cool Britannia' a few years ago the Prime Minister put a union jack on his very lovely bottom. I have a laminated copy of this picture at home. He was in a band at university so he really understood how it is to be a rock star like those Britpop bands! He even went to Camden once, he is so cool. He looks gorgeous in a tuxedo, doesn't he? And in the other picture he looks a bit like that guy from Buffy. Yeah, a lot of people have remarked on that! My best moment was when I protected him from a sniper by jumping on him. He wasn't wearing any trousers and luckily I have a photo of that too, which I look at every night before I go to sleep. I have happy dreams where we get married and his bitch wife is crying!

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