Mint Dossier

St Tom's Ambulance top secret MINTS dossier

April May of Saint Toms' Ambulance Service can cure any ailments with her handy mint kit.
Project76 managed to get a copy of her training sheet for new recruits.
Just remember not to mix up your Murrays with your foxes or there'll be trouble! Remember this easy way:

Foxes have arms and Murrays have legs. See, it's easy!

MURRAY MINTS
Perfect for treating broken legs.
MINT IMPERIALS
Commonly known as a cure for chest pains.
FOX'S GLACIER
Broken arm? Give em a Fox's Glacier!
EXTRA STRONG
Stops a heart attack, it's a miracle!
POLO

Fainting fit? Slip in a Polo, all fixed!
TIC-TACS

Sorts out internal bleeding, works a treat.

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MURRAY MINTS Perfect for treating broken legs.	MINT IMPERIALS Commonly known as a cure for chest pains.	FOX'S GLACIER Broken arm? Give em a Fox's Glacier!	EXTRA STRONG Stops a heart attack, it's a miracle!	POLO Fainting fit? Slip in a Polo, all fixed!	TIC-TACS Sorts out internal bleeding, works a treat.